Attention Sir: Your cunning plan to incense us has backfired.

Possible written responses to the SUV driver who first flipped us off for no apparent reason, then when we passed him half an hour later, held a written sign up to his window that said "OBAMA SUCKS":

"Too bad."

"Did you vote or are you just whining?"

"Have a nice day!"

"You're stuck with him."

"Anger issues much?"

"Get a life."

"Hot today, isn't it?"

"Vacuum cleaners suck; presidents rule."

"Care to elaborate?"

"So does your mother."

"He's your president too."

"JELLYBEANS!"

"Gas guzzler."

"I'm sorry you feel that way." 

"God bless you."

"Go back to Alaska."

"Anyone tell you your headlight is out?"

"So does that hand signal mean left or right?"

"Jesus does not approve of your asshattery."

"Is he a black hole?"

"EPIC FAIL."

"Can't hear you, I'm busy spending my bailout check."

Needless to say, none of these were actually used, for fear that this strangely angry man might ram us off the road, but Mom and I discussed them all the way home.